Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
