I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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