A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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