Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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