how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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