ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sex in the backyard? Check.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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