i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
