i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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