just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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