you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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