They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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