just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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