i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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