I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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