belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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