we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You did what with his pubic hair?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
