You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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