i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My pussy is not your playground.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
third nipple confirmed
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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