Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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