that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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