is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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