In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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