Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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