At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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