question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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