my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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