We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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