I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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