Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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