whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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