thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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