omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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