Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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