i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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