Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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