he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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