You just made me feel so damn special
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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