Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize
