Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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