My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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