are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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