i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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