I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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