You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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