is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
