and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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