And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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