Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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