did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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