I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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