She's JV to your varsity
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
