he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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