She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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